um i thought he was doing a handstand on his cat
i was about to lose my v-card the other night when the guy asked “are you ready” and i answered ”aye aye captain!!!”. needless to say, i’m still a virgin
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
That’d be illegal.
there is no laws in animal crossing
So remember like a year ago when everybody was posting those poorly made lip-biting gifs? Well I finally got around to it…
I’m a straight dude and I’m willing to admit that holy fuck that was hot. .-.
Holy fucking fuck
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
well then. thanks for deciding to post this.
STOP IT! NOW